Final proof that there is no god…
Below, a selection of our favourite Donald Trump videos…
Donald Trump Contradictions Video
Donald Trump Does Playground Humour
12 Minutes of Donald Trump’s Most Stupid Statements
Donald Trump on His Daughter…
Donald Trump on the French President’s Wife
Donald Trump Creates Clean Coal
Donald Trump on the Chinese… “Motherfuckers”
Listen you motherfuckers, we’re gonna tax you 25%
Err… The Donald Is Infatuated with Denmark
Donald Trump ‘Songify’ Video with Kegyn Kelly (2016)
The Donald Trump “Grab them by the Pussy” Video
The Full Transcript of the “Grab them by the Pussy” VideoDonald Trump: You know and I moved on her actually. You know she was down on Palm Beach.
Unknown: She used to be great. She’s still very beautiful.
Donald Trump: I moved on her and I failed. I’ll admit it. I did try and fuck her. She was married.
Unknown: That’s huge news.
Donald Trump: No, no, Nancy. This was- And I moved on her very heavily in fact. I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture. I took her out furniture. I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there, and she was married.
Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big, phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.
[The men spot Arianne Zucker waiting for them outside the bus]
Billy Bush: Sheesh, your girl’s hot as shit. In the purple.
Donald Trump: Whoa! Yes! Whoa!
Unknown: Yes! The Donald has scored. Whoa, my man!
Donald Trump: Look at you. You are a pussy.
[crosstalk as the bus doors open and close – Donald Trump is still on the bus]
Donald Trump: Maybe it’s a different one.
Billy Bush: It better not be the publicist. No, it’s her. It’s –
Donald Trump: Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful – I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.
And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything.
Billy Bush: Whatever you want.
Donald Trump: Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.
Billy Bush: Yeah those legs, all I can see is the legs.
Donald Trump: Oh, it looks good.
Billy Bush: Come on, shorty.
Donald Trump: Oh, nice legs, huh?
Billy Bush: Oof, get out of the way, honey. Oh, that’s goo legs. Go ahead.
Donald Trump: It’s always good if you don’t fall out of the bus. Like Ford, Gerald Ford, remember?
[Trump knocks on the bus door to get out]
Billy Bush: Down below. Pull the handle.
Donald Trump: Hello. How are you? Hi.
Arianne Zucker: Hi Mr Trump. How are you?
Donald Trump: Nice seeing you. Terrific, terrific. You know Billy Bush?
Billy Bush: Hello, nice to see you. How you doing, Arianne?
Arianne Zucker: I’m doing very well, thank you. Are you ready to be a soap star?
Donald Trump: We’re ready, let’s go. Make me a soap star.
Billy Bush: How about a little hug for the Donald? He just got off the bus.
Arianne Zucker: Would you like a little hug, darling?
Donald Trump: Absolutely. Melania said this was okay.
Billy Bush: How about a little hug for the Bushy? I just got off the bus. Here we go. Excellent. Well you’ve got a nice co-star here.
Donald Trump: Good. After you. Come on, Billy, don’t be shy.
[The three of them start walking towards the set]
Billy Bush: Soon as a beautiful woman shows up he just, he takes off. This always happens. Let the little guy in here, come on.
Arianne Zucker: Yeah let the little guy in. How you feel now? Better? I should actually be in the middle.
Billy Bush: it’s hard to walk next to a guy like this. Yeah, you get in the middle. There we go.
Donald Trump: That’s better.
Billy Bush: Now, if you had to choose honestly between one of us. Me or the Donald?
Donald Trump: I don’t know, that’s rough competition. That’s some pressure right there.
Billy Bush: Seriously, you had to take one of us as a date.
Arianne Zucker: I have to take the Fifth on that one. Yep. I’ll take both.